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New trend in wedding cakes. It’s a good trend.
why wasn’t I told about this
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IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
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when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is
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herpes sounds like the name of a greek god
thats because it seriously is 1 letter away
um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history
HERMES YOU ASSHOLE
HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE
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“If she means so much to you,” said Dumbledore, “surely Lord Voldemort will spare her? Could you not ask for mercy for the mother, in exchange for the son?”
“I have – I have asked him – “
“You disgust me,” said Dumbledore, and Harry had never heard…
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“E-Z cum lite” is all I could think of and...

this is very comforting
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i keep seeing fight club talked about as a gross white guy wish fulfillment movie but like
my memory of it was that it was...

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My mom halfway through a basketball game: “Wait a minute, this is JUST...
emily ur da best

15: favourite quote
a wise woman once said, “two vanilla cappuccinos benedict!? really? do you know how many calories that is?”