Look, Something Shiny!

vastderp:

Summary: John had constantly wonder what colored where that mysteriously chill Strider’s eyes until he finally pulled the most remarkably perfect prank to satisfy his curiosity. However when things turn out rather differently than he presumed he oddly finds himself questionably straight.

no no nononostoppit staaaahhhhhhhhhp

ahahaha it’s like a google translate where you don’t even have to hit ctrl+v to get to the delicious wtf

roachpatrol:

mattachinereview:

miltonicsmile:

churrocigar:

 #never seen mccoy so irrationally and delightfully happy #and i’ve never seen spock more like a turtle that wants to crawl back into its shell omg

whispers yeeessssssss intimately to screen

watched Amok Time with boyfriend last night and just

The best part of this is that sehlats are desert predators bigger than lions. Like, a lot bigger. Like as big as an actual bear. Like if Mccoy saw one coming at him he would shit himself and Spock knows this and Spock’s mom knows this. 

Spock’s mom is just straight up fucking with him. 

(Source: adrasteas)

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

(Source: bigstupidbaby, via sometimesitalktocats)

jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

(via jumpingjacktrash)

(Source: jasongrace, via butterspace)

jumpingjacktrash:

renaris:

Dave and Rose knitting willy warmers for their trolls, a thank-you to webpixies for being so sweet and helping me test/correct this pattern

Dave learned dpn’s like a champ and they totally kiss later

bonus yarny headcanons under the cut

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THIS PLEASES ME SO.

I feel like Rose and Porrim get into a friendly discussion sometime of English and continental, respectively, and then Kankri shows up and starts talking about which classes and regions were historically associated with which and why this is Pr96blematic until they put aside their tensioning differences and try to stuff his own sweater in his mouth to shut him up. And then threesome.

heartofstitches:

jackiecello23:

rabalogy:

Some Lady Rainicorn Translations.

Lady has the best lines but nobody realizes it because she speaks Korean. 

OMG i’ve been waiting for this!!

(via rockpapertheodore)

ladyfabulous:

youngblackandvegan:

piecesofbird:

how to have a great beach bod: be an elephant

look at this happy mother fucker right here! :)

This is my most favourite thing in the world.

(Source: magicalnaturetour, via missbananafish)

jumpingjacktrash:

becausebirds:

This bird is half-derp half-badass. 

Secretary Bird.

I’m pretty sure it doesn’t answer your phone calls.

is this bird even fucking necessary

jumpingjacktrash:

victoriousvocabulary:

DROMOMANIA

[noun]

also known as travelling fugue: an uncontrollable psychological urge to wander. People with this condition spontaneously depart from their routine, travel long distances and take up different identities and occupations. Months may pass before they return to their former identities. The term comes from the Greek: dromos (running) and mania (insanity).

[RHADS]

but who is the artist ??? because ohgod beautiful arts

edit: oh oops that ‘rhads’ link is the artist ok

y’all gotta label these links i’m dense